Here comes the postman - letters in his sack

Dear Auntie Mary, we'd love to have you back

Here come the letters through the letterbox

Poor Georgina has caught the chickenpox



Here come the cornflakes, here comes the milk

Read the morning paper, watch the Kilroy-Silk

Here comes the toothbrush, here comes a shit

Here comes a number 15, oh bollocks, I missed it



That's enough of that

That's enough of that

That's enough of that

That's enough of that



Here comes a journey - bus and train and foot

Crowded conditions - watch your foot where you put

Here comes the office, here comes the job

Get your bloody head down, shut your bloody gob



Here comes the evening, here comes a pub

Sink a pair of lagers, eat a bit of pub-grub

Here comes a disco, here comes a piss

Here comes a holiday in San Francisco, here comes another 23 years of this



That's enough of that

That's enough of that

That's enough of that

That's enough of that



That's enough of that

That's enough of that

That's enough of that

That's enough of that...